Big

Big fat fattie guys.

When

When pranksters get bored.

Perhaps

Perhaps only a few of you will realize why I was so shocked by this.

Old-fashioned

Old-fashioned oil rig.

Frozen

Frozen lake. Seriously, it's really cold here.

Dam

Dam that's a lot of water!

Frozen

Frozen waterfall. It's cold here.

This

This is called a 'lake'. I'm learning all sorts of stuff out here.

Side

Side view. There. Actually a lot of collapsed houses in america's rural areas.

Uh,

Uh, I think I'll just keep going straight, thanks...

Fire

Fire tower in pennsylvania forest.

An

An example of why I prefer small highways over interstates.

Huge

Huge church in middle of nowhere.

Steep

Steep sunset shadows.

Atop

Atop an adjacent dune, I notice someone accidentally put an ocean where this lake was supposed to go.

A

A nearby sign reads, 'Do not play on ice shelf. Unsafe death can occur.'

Since

Since lake michigan is freshwater and it's COLD here, the lake forms a wicked ice shelf.

Alley

Alley behind vanessa's apartment in chicago.

Illinois

Illinois woods.

Missouri

Missouri farmhouse.