March 31, 2008

Look


Look closely. This is a fairly common phenomenon in this sector of the country. Anybody know why?

50


50 points to whoever correctly identifies this b-list historical figure.

Alternate


Alternate route to Oz: loop over the rainbow on a swing.

I


I detoured to this town specifically to find a sign like this one. Heh heh heh.

Nasty


Nasty semi wreck in kansas. Could be because of strong winds in the plains.

March 30, 2008

Gasp!


Gasp!

The


The Painted Desert as seen from *snicker* Whipple Point.

I


I like the one with the red hat.

Nature


Nature can draw straighter lines than you.

Into


Into the badlands around Blue Mesa.

Ah,


Ah, national parks. The natural growing soil for placards.

There


There are constant reminders in the park not to steal petrified wood. Thieves over the years have largely destroyed this wonder millenia in the making.

The


The wood turns to stone underground, just like a fossil. It gets its color from minerals in the ground. Iron becomes red, for example.

Petrified


Petrified wood is weird.

'I


'I dunno fred, maybe we should build the orphanage on the next street over.'

Hard


Hard to tell, I know. But this mountain, as well as several others in the area east of superior, az, had been beheaded for the sake of strip mining. I looked at it and said, 'wow, clear cutting isn't that bad.'

It


It was even craggier on the other side.

March 28, 2008

Front


Front of an indian sculpture.

Back


Back of the same indian sculpture.

This


This is some kind of pine tree, I believe.

on Mars

It's kind of a trip to think this is Trip's triple trip.

Ok, so in Arizona, they don't have daylight savings time. But the time zone is an hour later than Oregon. However, on the Indian reservations in Arizona, which are plentiful, they DO have daylight savings time. What does all this mean?

I have no idea what time it is. I think Dali must have visited this hot Arizona desert for the inspiration to paint his wilting clocks.

In fact, there's always something surreal about the desert. There's a part of me that is constantly aware I'm not really supposed to be here, that I shouldn't be surviving in this environment of cacti and dust dervishes with such ease. Water tastes a little more precious, invigorating. The air-conditioned travel-pod called a car feels a little more like a spaceship. With towering red mesas and empty, desolate land stretching to wide horizons, one could swear they must have landed on Mars awhile ago and simply forgotten about it.

On Route 66, there's a town that existed for over a hundred years without a water source. Every day, a steam engine would bring in water for the whole town. In 1976, they finally dug a well. The cars hardly rust here, it's too dry maybe, and old generations of Cadillacs and goofy-looking trucks still glint on the curb. All these desert towns now deserted thanks to Interstate 40, stand as some sort of highly accessible museum. Everything seems a little more important to me when it has the dust of a little history on it.

Hey, did you know tumbleweeds bouncing across lonely highways are a modern occurrence you can still experience?

Oh, you did? Well, I bet you didn't know they aren't actually native to North America - they're a mix of sagebrush and Russian Thistle. So there.

Listen, don't ever go to the Grand Canyon. I have found no sign of nature there, just shouting tourists, whirling helicopter blades, and the jackhammers of it all growing louder and worse.

I much preferred the drive there. We discovered enormous forests of Joshua trees, larger groves than I imagined possible. With their erratic branches and tufts of green and yellow, they look like something out of Dr. Seuss. Talk about surreal.

How do the tourists continue to miss this point - in cliche form it goes: "the journey is so much more than the destination"? They all know the same selected points of beautiful on the map and gather there in ugly clusters of tripods.

I cannot help but feel that the spirit of travel had been largely hijacked by all the guidebooks published and photos snapped. They both pull travel out of its element, out of its moment, into the before or the after.

What ever happened to the exultation of exploration? Yes, I know it's a little silly to feel like an explorer of places already mapped, but when I am not the cartographer of said map, am I not the explorer of my own world? The whole Earth may be my frontier - if I don't spoil it for myself with guidebooks - and when I come suddenly to a halt at the edge of an unexpected canyon cliff, my eyes squinting to witness the first view of a strange new land, why can I not breathe deep and feel a little like Meriwether Lewis? Is such a feeling lost to mankind until we really go to Mars?

I say this, and yet am guilty of carrying both items. I understand their value, but I try my best not to overdo it, certainly not to rely on them for inspiration or memory. When I live vicariously through this site in a few months from now, it will be hard to not feel like a hypocrite.

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Placards, educating America one big sign at a time.

March 27, 2008

The


The lawns of this ultra-expensive hotel we visited, but did not stay at, were covered with frolicking bunnys.

Cacti


Cacti garden.

March 26, 2008

Obligatory


Obligatory Grand Canyon photo.

An


An abandoned mining station that formerly mined bat guano out of the grand canyon. Seriously. I have no idea why.

A


A glass-bottom skywalk juts out over the grand canyon here. It's a little surreal and outrageously expensive.

We


We found endless groves of joshua trees.

March 25, 2008

Oh


Oh my God.

Swell.


Swell.

Oh,


Oh, so that's where I left my car.

Now


Now THAT'S a placard.

Some


Some people suck at parking.

March 24, 2008

Quadruple


Quadruple state action!

I


I still think the desert has a unique charm to it.

The


The mittens and a butte.

March 22, 2008

Horseshoe


Horseshoe Bend. The same river carves the grand canyon.

My


My sister rides the jeep back. The canyon is only accessible via tour because it is on Navaho land.

Smile!


Smile! This is one of the entrances.

Our


Our tour guide is looking for a map to the ark of the covenant, but he only finds an increasing number of tourists/photographers.

Beams


Beams of light pierce the darkness at certain times of day and in certain seasons. In late summer, there can be 22 individual beams.

The


The slot canyon only allows a little light in, creating fantastic colors with the sandstone.

Do


Do you see Honest Abe?

The


The "corkscrew" becomes a whirlpool when it floods.

The


The wavy walls are carved by annual flash floods.

Just


Just inside antelope canyon.

March 21, 2008

Mesa


Mesa to mesa bridge.

Sudden


Sudden canyons.

Near


Near Sadona.

This


This rock was pink.

Thank


Thank you, brown sign.

Placard!


Placard!